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~EnV~Bestämmelse (EP demo) ~EnV~Bestämmelse (EP demo)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WOW

WOW the synths you have used dont sound like any of the other ones you have used in past fuck knows how many songs..... ERM LIE!!!! Try using different synths, stop loading up the same FL project you sad act, boring boring songs that all sound the same YAWN, Same beat same aynths same sidechaining effect, Massive Yawn envy massive yawn.. you are one very boring person


Envy responds:

mmokay


~McE~ Uncharted 3 ~McE~ Uncharted 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am you but i am me

Xbox is a poorly created console.... and it can not do anything spectacular like a PS3, Uncharted 2 made my eyes water it was that sexy.. What does the 3shitsy have to compare with that?

The ancient Gears of war / unreal tournement engine.... Come on shit heads, where are your proper graphics?~?//???// Oh yes that is your developers pushing it to the boundries... POO POO. have fun paying for your yearly subscription of internet????? Why should you have to pay for that, it is supposed to be free and like PS3 owners and PC owners we get the net for free



The Art Of eBay The Art Of eBay

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

....

some people just dont realise how much shit is worth to people, for i make around 200 selling shit on ebay each week!



~EnV~Everywhere ~EnV~Everywhere

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Lost the plot? How random.

I think you may of lost it :( this doesn't feel right at all, like below reviewers have said the transactions from one section to the next is not good, very random and takes you off guard (not in a good way) It feels like different demos stuck beside each other and then a decent acapella placed over the top of it all, there is just no consitancy in a dance theme (like a main section) it just randomly changes from one style to another. Transactions like at 3:02 feel awkward and the missed beat at 1:35 aint too smart as clubbers would look like twats as they start to rave only for there not to be an initial beat.

A good try though and a 5 for the great choice of acapella (her voice sounds great)



Woodland Scent Woodland Scent

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I fully agree

I can remeber once when i was in Africa walking through the forest enjoying the sounds of owl calls and parrot chrips when i suddenly slipped on a kangaroo turd and went arse over tit, i didnt bother getting up, infact i rolled round in it like a dog marking its cent untill i was out of breath...i layed there for a few hours, got up and went about my day, ive kept the t-shirt unwashed, and smell it now and again to remind me of that emotional event..this song is an added bonus to those happy moments when i just sit and sniff the odors from it. Great song....P.s i also sniff bike seats.


Mcewthom responds:

I thought I had problems just making this song... but thats topped the cat right over the barrel of fish.


~EnV~Demo mix 3 ~EnV~Demo mix 3

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

YES........!

Its all downhill from here son, this is fantastic!


Envy responds:

cause your song is great

8/


Voyage to Heaven Voyage to Heaven

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Heaven or Hell...?

A. Hell.

This nearly blew my headphone speakers, where is the EQ, everything is out of proportion and distorted


Iplaygames responds:

maybe it's cuz it's headphones... sounds fine on my speakers. But wtv.


~EnV~Ocean Dreams ~EnV~Ocean Dreams

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awsome

Great song! But whats with the lyrics?! I will still give u a 10 the song rocks please when you post finished version leave the lyrics out... my name is envy


Mcewthom responds:

Thank you... And sorry I will never post one of my songs on here without lyrics, I find they add love and warmth to the song. Plus (no offence) but why would I give you lot one of my real songs you bunch of sad acts...! Except for you of course you gave me a 10 :)


&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;Peaceful Vacuum&amp;gt;|&amp;lt; >|<Peaceful Vacuum>|<

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice script

Had to Tie myself to a piece of string to stop me floating off,



There she goes again -lyrics There she goes again -lyrics

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

well done that man

Keep up the good work, cheered me up a bit this one. Maybe needs a chainge in the Drums now and again?


demented2005 responds:

Yea, i'm not a drummer :(
but i had no one to drum, and i'm not good with drums machines.
So i just tried to do what i could on a kit